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Poly-Atheism
by Gary DeVaney
Christian: Tell me, sinner, do you believe in God?
Atheist: No sir. I am an Atheist. I don't have any evidence of any God. Mr. Christian,
you tell me, do you believe in God?
Christian: I most certainly do.
Atheist: Which God do you believe in?
Christian: There is only one God, the God of the Bible.
Atheist: If an Islamic believer approached you, to convert to Islam, how would you feel?
Christian: I would be offended!
Atheist: How would you feel if he pressured you to convert?
Christian: I would soon tell him where to get off.
Atheist: What would you do if he threatened you with "eternal-torment" if you did not convert?
Christian: If I were a violent man, we might come to blows. I would tell him, "Satan,
get ye behind me."
Atheist: What if you saw him try to convert other Christians?
Christian: I would strongly intervene.
Atheist: Based on your answers, how do you think Atheists feel when you try to convert us?
Christian: After this conversation and if I absolutely knew that he or she was an Atheist, I probably
wouldn't bother.
Atheist: Mr. Christian, we would appreciate that.
Christian: You are going to Hell!
Exit...
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Atheist: Mr. Christian, I view that you are a "Poly-Atheist".
Christian: What? I believe in God.
Atheist: Ok, be honest and answer yes or no. Do you believe in the god, Zeus?
Christian: No! I certainly do not! Zeus does not exist.
Atheist: Can you prove that Zeus does not exist?
Christian: No. I don't have to. It is more than obvious that Zeus does not exist.
Atheist: Do you believe in Allah?
Christian: No!
Atheist: Do you believe in, support, promote and finance the war god, Mars?
Christian: Of course not!
Atheist: Do you believe in the gods Neptune, Horus or Thor?
Christian: No! No! And No!
Atheist: Then, by your own admission, Sir Christian, you are a Poly-Atheist because you do not believe
in MANY gods.
I too qualify to be a Poly-Atheist or even a Serial-Atheist as I also do not believe in many gods -
especially yours.
However, as a regular, not-accepted Atheist, I believe in just one God less than you
do.
By the way, the Islamic Allah you claimed not to believe in is the same "God of Abraham"
as your Judeo-Christian God.
Christian: I don't believe that and I will not spread pearls before swine.
Atheist: Sir Christian, are you more upset that I don't believe in your God - or - that I don't believe
you concerning your God?
Christian: That did it! I'm done! You are going to, Hell!
Exit...
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