Genesis 2:18-24 If you are like Adam, simply have God create a wife for you from one of your ribs while you sleep. 

Genesis 4:16-17 If you are like Cain, even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you’ll find a wife. 

Do you think that Cain found it to be all “relative”? 

Genesis 20:12 If you are like Abraham, you will marry your half-sister.

The Bible documents that for Abraham, the father of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic religions - "incest is best"!

Genesis 29:15-30 If you are like Jacob, agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman’s hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That’s right. Fourteen years of toil for the wife you want.

Exodus 2:16-21 If you are like Moses, find a man with seven daughters and impress him by watering his flock. 

Exodus 6:4 If you are like Amram, marry your father’s sister.

Amram was Moses' father. Did you know that Moses was a product of INCEST? For many of God's Biblical heroes - "incest is best"!

Deuteronomy 21:11-13 If you find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours.

Deuteronomy 24:1-2 If you are a man who takes a wife, marries her, and then you don’t want her, write her a bill of divorce…  She may go and be another man’s wife.

What? Whoa! This is shocking! Isn't it? Why does the Catholic Church condemn divorce if their own "Biblical God Model" is also documented to be divorced? One who gives a bill of divorce becomes a divorcee.

Luke 16:18 Jesus said: Whoever put away his wife and marries another commits adultery. Whoever marries the divorced woman commits adultery.

So – now, you find yourself with a BIG, HUGE problem. Who do you obey? God in Deuteronomy 21:11-13 or Jesus in Luke 16:18?

Question: If the divorced woman stays single and has sex with single men – what then? Party-time!

1 Cor 7-10 Paul said: Let NO woman divorce her husband.

Doesn’t Paul side with Jesus in Luke 16:18 and go against God in Deuteronomy 24:1-2?

Romans 7:2-3 Paul also said: A woman is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.

So, this could be the reason that so many religious women kill their husbands!

Matthew 19:6 and Mark 10:9 Jesus demands that you prohibit any form of divorce…

Careful Jesus! Breaking unchangeable God's Old Testament laws could get you tortured and crucified. A vengeful God may even arrange for Paul to lose his head.

Judges 21:19-25 If you are a Benjamite, go to a party and hide. When women come out to dance, grab, seize and kidnap one and carry her off to be your wife. 

My Gaud and Holy Haysoos! What a Biblical model! I'll tell you up front - I am innocent - as I do not personally obey the insane God of the Bible. I do obey enforceable criminal and civil law? But, I refuse to obey many of the Biblical God's 613 insane commandments.

The Benjamites were given Israelite captured virgins taken from an enemy because it was declared that no Israelite women would be a WIFE to a Benjamite.

Behold! The Biblical God commands the Israelites to condemned one of their own 12 tribes. They actually killed most of the Benjamites. Then, no Israelite women would be a WIFE to a Benjamite.

Ruth 4:5-10 If you are like Boaz, purchase a piece of property and get a woman (Ruth) as part of the deal. 

Does this Bible model encourage men to get wealth so to attract women? What does that say about women? It indicates that it's easier for Biblical women to be attracted to wealth than to men. At least prostitutes / hookers are not hypocritical about their "up-front" agendas.

This reminds me of what I wrote in my first book "Thoughts of a Social Layman" (page 110) - 1980:

Romantics have sex for emotional satisfaction.

Lovers have sex for sexual satisfaction.

Hookers have sex for financial profit.

The difference between small-time hookers and big-time hookers is:

Small-time hookers get paid cash first from a mass clintele.

Big-time hookers expect financial payment forever from a limited clintele.

When the love is gone, one great class of hookers can be called wives.

GWD

Esther 2:3-4 If you are like Xerxes, to get a wife, become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.

Judges 14:1-3 If you are like Samson, when you see a woman you want, go home and tell your parents, “I have seen a woman - now get her for me.” If your parents question your decision, simply say, “Get her for me.  She’s the one for me.” Samson thought he had her - but - she dumped him by marrying his best man. Samson was pissed! With God on his side, you would not like Samson much when he is pissed.

2 Samuel 11 If you are like King David, kill the husband and take his wife.  

Genesis 38:9-10 & Ruth: If you are like Onan and Boaz, wait for your brother to die. Then, take his widow for your wife. It’s not just a good idea - IT'S GOD’S WRITTEN LAW! 

Made to be childless is God's ultimate punishment for Biblical wives.

1 Kings 11:1-3 If you are like Solomon, (the man who God gave wisdom) don’t be picky. Make up for quality with quantity. Have 700 wives AND 300 concubines.

Well, concubines are almost like wives. They are kept and paid-for mistresses. 

Wow! Can you imagine all the jealous whining and bitching? And, what about all that awesome child-support? If Solomon had sex with each of these women just once a year – he would have to “do” them on an average of almost 3 ladies per day – every day. IT'S VIAGRA TIME - ALL THE TIME!

Corinthians 7:32-35 If you are like Paul, you would NOT have a wife. 

Jesus Christ, by New Testament reputation, would not have SEX with a woman and did NOT want a wife.

But - it is documented in John 21:7 that there was "a disciple whom Jesus loved". Did Jesus have a secret?

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man finds a virgin, not betrothed, and he is caught raping her, then, that man shall pay the girl’s father 50 shekels of silver. That man must then marry the girl and never divorce her.

So - if a man wants to marry your daughter, the Bible tells him to rape her - pay off her father and then she is his. Another great, just and righteous Biblical model for humanity! And, can you imagine how excited most women are knowing about this "sacred" Bible advice.

BIBLICAL WIVES / MOTHERS / FATHERS / CHILDREN

Abraham and Sarah

(Bible Family Models)

Genesis 20:12 Abraham married his half-sister (Sarah). They both had the same father - but - different mothers.

Leviticus 20:17 If a man takes his sister, EVEN A HALF-SISTER, who is the daughter of his father or mother, they will be cut off from their people. Since he committed incest with his sister (even a half-sister) he shall bear his guilt. Torah / Catholic / KJV

Abraham, the father of Judaism, Christianity and Islam religions, had sex and committed INCEST with his HALF-SISTER, Sarah. Why were Abraham and Sarah both chosen by the Biblical God to be the parents of all of God's future religious generations? Abraham, Jacob, Lot, Moses, David, Solomon and most of God's Biblical Heroes were products of incest or did commit incest, murder, theft and adultery. They were all the Biblical God's chosen favorites. Where is the Biblical God's sense of right and wrong?

Genesis 12:12-19 Abraham told his wife (half-sister) Sarah to lie about their man-wife status. As a result Pharaoh asked: “Why did you say that she (Sarah) is my sister so that I took her for my wife?” Catholic

Unlike the Torah and the KJV, this Catholic version documents: Pharaoh said, "I took her for my wife."

Under the law, a marriage is not a marriage and a wife is not legally a wife unless the union is consummated by having sex. Oh, what to believe?

Did Pharaoh have sex with Sarah? What would a fundamentalist say - because - the Catholic Bible documents: Pharaoh said, "I took her for my wife."

Genesis 13:2 Now, Abram (Abraham) was rich in livestock, silver and gold.

Was Abraham our first pimp? Did old, "Honest Abe" gain this wealth by being a con man and a pimp for his wife, Sarah? Do you think Abraham and Sarah would ever try this pimp-agenda again? Yep! They will do it again with a different king / sucker. Don't worry. God is with them. They do succeed - again.

Genesis 16:1-10 Sarah gave Abraham Hagar, her handmaid, for sex and children. Abraham had intercourse with Hagar who conceived Abraham’s first son, Ishmael.

So Abraham, the old swinger, had sex with Sarah's servant - Hagar an Egyptian - with Sarah, the swinging wife's consent! Well, that's if she "partied" with Pharaoh.

Pregnant Hagar looked with contempt on her mistress Sarah, so Sarah abused her and she left. An Angel of God said to Hagar: Go back to your mistress and submit yourself to her abusive treatment. Catholic

What? God's Angel tells a woman to submit to abusive treatment? Is God's Angel insane?

Azizah Y. Al-Hibri Ph.D.; Law professor, Islamic: One commentary says: "Sarah was so mad at Hagar because of Abraham’s attention that she decided to mutilate her in some way to make her less interesting. And, that’s how female-circumcision started."

Whoa! What? Really? Sarah! That’s despicable! Sarah, are you really the mother of two main religions? Is mutilating a woman’s sex organs part of your Judeo-Christian ethic? If so, Sarah, shame on you - big time!

Abraham started - what was to become - the Judeo-Christian religions with Sarah.

Abraham also started - what was to become - the Islamic religion with Hagar by having Ishmael. Maybe, that is why the Koran has a more detailed interest in Hagar's story.

How can an unchanging, good God possibly approve of this? Is adultery "conditional" or by spousal consent? Did Sarah, the mother of the Judeo-Christian religion, abuse Hagar by female circumcision?

How could a "good / loving / sensitive / moral / perfect / fair and just" God send Hagar back for more abuse?

Does God also show "virtue and perfection" by condoning assault / abuse? Aren’t prisons full of righteous, God-like, Christian wife-abusers and child-beaters? Today, more women are murdered in the United States of America by domestic violence than by any other single means. (Source: Internet news. Where else?)

Deuteronomy 27:22 Cursed be he who has relations with his sister or his half-sister…

But, Abraham, the father of three (3) religions (Islam, Judaism and Christianity) and Sarah, his wife, were half-brother and sister. They weren't cursed.

A review: According to Genesis 20:12 Abraham had married his half-sister (Sarah). They had the same father and different mothers. So what does that make Isaac who started the Israelite line? Behold: Ishmael, who started the Islam line, was at least, not a product of incest. Was Abraham, like Eve, responsible for the constant plight of the Israelites due to this little-known "CURSE OF INCEST" that is rarely discussed. Did INCEST cause 4,000 years of war?

In Genesis 20 Abraham and his wife Sarah, again, pass themselves off to King Abimelech as brother and sister. The same, pimp and hook, con game happens again. The King catches the con in time, yet, he still pays off Abraham with herds, gold, and land.

Where could prostitutes - over the past 2,000 years - have received their inspiration? Could the "Holy Bible" have possibly contributed?

Abraham and Sarah made vast fortunes by their 2 "pimps and con games". God had promised them wealth. Who said that "God works in strange ways"?

Shame on both Abraham and Sarah, the father and mother of the Judeo-Christian religions!

INCEST! Many of God's main heroes: Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and his 12 tribes / sons, and later, Moses participated in or are products of incest. If the Biblical God was truly in control and incest was His preferred agenda to produce His heroes, how can incest be deemed illegal and considered to be bad today - if God doesn't change and can't be wrong?

Genesis 25:1-6 After Sarah died, Abraham married Keturah and had 6 more sons. He had some other offspring by some more concubines.

Abraham was considered too old at age 100 to have Isaac with 90-year-old Sarah. Yet, years later, this old swinging Biblical stud had more kids by his new wife, Keturah, and some concubines.

King David Luvs Wives

I Samuel 18:27 David murdered 200 Philistines and then circumcised their corpses. David gave King Saul 200 (penis) foreskins for the hand of Michal, one of Saul’s daughters.

I Samuel 25:2-34 David said: As God lives, who has restrained me, if you (Abigail) had not come down, so quickly, to meet me; by dawn, Nabal (your husband) would not have had a single man or boy left alive.

The Bible documented that David, God's hero, would have killed everybody at Nabal's place just because he felt that Nabal insulted him? What a "God-size" ego!

I Samuel 25:39-43 (A week later, God killed Nabal) David married Abigail, Nabal’s wife, and also took Ahinoam for his wife.

II Samuel 5:13 David took more concubines and wives - more kids were born to him.

What a "romantic" / wife-getting SOAP OPERA the Bible is!

II Samuel 6:20 David exposed himself to the slave girls.

Indecent exposure? Na. Horny David was probably just looking for another wife. God's hero, David, does prove to be quite the husband model for humanity.

II Samuel 11:2-5 David made pregnant Uriah’s wife, Bathsheba.

Oops! Isn't David having sex with the married Bathsheba committing adultery? Did David rape Bathsheba - or did she willingly commit adultery too? David was the King. How many women have experienced rape while feeling the need to obey someone's authority? Or - was Bathsheba a selfish opportunist? Biblical models sometimes should be questioned and challenged.

II Samuel 11:14-17 David ordered Uriah, one of his own military officers, to be killed in battle so that David could have his wife, Bathsheba. 

What? David had sex with the already married Bathsheba and then David ordered her husband, Uriah, to be "killed in action"?

Let's see now. King David is God's Biblical hero. Bathsheba was married to Uriah. Uriah was one of David's Army officers. David and Bathsheba committed adultery. David knocks-up Bathsheba. David orders her husband, Uriah, killed in battle so that he could have Bathsheba.

Let it slowly and redundantly sink in: Bathsheba either willingly committed adultery or David raped her. Then, David arranged to have Uriah, Bathsheba's husband, murdered. Uriah was one of King David's military officers, who served David through his top Army General, Joab. As a retired reserve Army officer - this gets my panties in a bunch!

II Samuel 13:1-18 David said: I have sinned against God. Nathan answered: God, on His part, has forgiven your sin. You shall not die.

God instead murdered "innocent" David’s and Bathsheba’s (guilty) baby at (the grand-old-age of) seven (7) days.

Biblical conflict? Contradiction? I Samuel 25:28 David fights the battles of God and evil has not been found in him in all his days.

What? Does the Biblical God know right from wrong?

Leviticus 20:10 God commands: If you commit adultery means death.

Deuteronomy 22:22 The Law of Moses required that David be stoned.

But, David was not executed / killed. Instead, God, after 7-days of the baby's suffering life, killed the child.

Ezekiel 18:20 The son shall NOT be charged with the guilt of the father.

God sends evil to David’s innocent child, murdering him only 7 days after he is born. Wake up, all comatose believers, who stubbornly, steadfastly and righteously remain in denial! What is wrong with all of these pictures? God shows favor to David, who blatantly disobeys most of His sacred commandments: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife - David did - thou shalt not commit adultery - David did - thou shalt not steal - David did -  and thou shalt not murder - David did!  David did them all, but, this insane Biblical God forgives insane David's sins, by punishing others who are treated no differently than sacrificial animals. God spared David’s life by sentencing his innocent son, the product of David’s adultery, to death in his stead. God punishes the innocent child for his father’s sins.

What do you think of David?

Do you truly love this God or just fear Him?

Do you still righteously claim that the Biblical God is "just and fair"? If so - by risk of proving yourself to be insane - explain yourself.

II Samuel 12:11-12 God said: I will bring Evil upon you out of your own house. I will make your neighbor have sex with your wives in the presence of all Israel in broad daylight.

What? The Biblical God introduces and condones public voyeurism and adultery! You go, God! Apparently, God views that some neighbor's are good for having adulterous sex with other people's wives. 

Do you think that the lucky neighbor, who God forced to have sex with David’s wives, will be punished for adultery? Were David's wives raped by the neighbor or did they also willingly commit adultery? Did David’s wives have any say in the matter? Did God arrange for the rape of these women? What is God’s teaching point? Will David and / or God punish those women for adultery? Isn’t it voyeurism for all Israel to observe these sex-acts? Israel didn’t have cable TV. So, how could all Israel do that? I think that the Bible fibs on occasion.

Deuteronomy 28:30 God will have another man lie with your wife.

What? Again, God will force another man and another wife to commit adultery?

In II Samuel 12:11-12 The Biblical God actually caused smut, sin, adultery and voyeurism? 

Isn’t it always: "The Devil made me do it?" Is the Biblical God really the Devil? The Biblical God is documented to be jealous, angry, vengeful and murderous. God is by far the most miserable character in the entire Bible. Fictitious or not, He is probably also the Devil.

God’s King David probably thinks: "Ho hum - another orgy".

Bathsheba was rumored to have stopped attending orgies. Cause? Too many thank-you notes. 

II Samuel 12:24 David comforted Bathsheba, had sex with her (again) and she bore Solomon. God loved Solomon.

Solomon, a son of an adulteress mother, became an even greater King than his murdering, thieving, adulteress, madman father, David. Isn’t it time someone pointed out these controversial Biblical, C&V, facts?

II Samuel 20:3 David locked away 10 of his concubines (almost wives on the extra-board) - until their deaths.

Those 10 concubines did nothing that they had any control over to deserve that unjust cruelty.

II Kings 8:7-15 Elisha said (to God): I know you will dash their little children to pieces and lay open their pregnant women.

Does the Bible presume that some of those pregnant women were wives? Did it matter to God?

Judges 8:30 Gideon had 70 sons for he had many wives.

Are you getting the feeling that the Bible doesn't put much value on being a wife? Is there just one clue?

Joshua 2:8-13 Rahab, the harlot, was a traitor to her people. She was a great, great grandmother of King David and in the blood lineage of Jesus Christ.

"Rahab the Harlot" was not an Israelite. She became the wife of an Israelite priest named Salmon - Matthew 1:5 - their son was Boaz who married "Ruth the Moabite". Catholic

That made Boaz only 1/2 Israelite. Boaz married Ruth, a Moabite. Ruth was not an Israelite. Their child would be 1/4th Israelite. The "God-insisted" Israelite bloodline is getting pretty diluted. King David will be born soon of that diluted bloodline.

Conclusion: King David's "sacred" genes are just 2 generations away. They can not consist of much Israelite DNA.

God had previously killed many thousands of His "Chosen People" for inter-marrying and not keeping the sacred Israelite bloodline pure.  But, neither "Rahab the Harlot" nor "Ruth the Moabite", were of the Israelite bloodline. Is it any wonder that God's "perfect and infallible" plan is often confusing.

Hosea 1:2 God ordered Hosea to marry a harlot.

Harlots seem important in God's perfect and infallible plan. Biblical surprises never cease.  

Leviticus 18:12 God commanded: You shall not have sex with your FATHER'S SISTER. Torah / Catholic / KJV

Exodus 6:20 Amram took Jochebed his FATHER'S SISTER for his wife. Jochebed bore him Aaron and Moses.

Moses, one of the Biblical God's greatest Old Testament heroes, is documented in Exodus 6:20 to be a product of INCEST.

Lot had sex with and impregnated both of his daughters.

Do you think that God considered righteous Lot and his 2 virgin daughters to be husband and wives? Do you?

Jacob had sex and produced children with his own cousins - Rachel, Leah, Bilhah and Zilpah.

The Torah notes indicated that all 4 women were blood-relatives to Jacob through their supposed father, Laban.

Tamar sold sex to Judah as Judah thought she was a prostitute / hooker. Judah impregnated his daughter-in-law, Tamar, with twins. Alas! Both Judah and Tamar were in Jesus Christ's lineage.

Tamar never became Judah's wife. What? A dead-beat dad with no honorable intentions in Jesus' lineage? 

Rueben, Jacob's son, had sex with his father's concubine, Bilhah.

Did any of them die due to their illegal and immoral actions? No! Many, whom they sired from these unions of incest, became this God's Biblical heroes.

Leviticus 21:7&13-14 A priest shall not marry a woman who has been a prostitute or divorced.

Leviticus 21:13 A priest shall marry only a virgin.

What? Why? God commanded His own hero / priest / prophet, Hosea, to marry a hooker in Hosea 1:2. God breaks many of His own commandments when He gets the urge. Behold, the God of hypocrisy.

Next: Zimri, an Israelite man, wanted to marry a non-Israelite woman, Kasbi. God had forbid that union. During their wedding ceremony this takes place:

Numbers 25:6-9 An Israeli man (Zimri) and a Midianitish woman (Kazbi) came within view of Moses and the Israeli community at the entrance of the meeting tent. Phinehas (KJV) or Pinchas (Torah), a grandson of Aaron the priest, taking a lance in hand, drove the lance through both the man's and the woman's groin, killing them both. That pleased God, so, He stopped His murdering. Yes, after He had murdered 24,000 more of His Own chosen.

This took place because God did not approve of Israel's inter-racial marriages.

An Israelite marriage was performed by a ceremony at an altar. Then, the couple go into an inner-chamber and have sex to consummate their marriage. Did this young priest murder the couple while they were consummating, by sex, their marriage vows? This mixed religious / bloodline couple, God wants dead. Picture this young priest coming into the inner chamber while the man was on top of the woman having sex with her and the young priest thrust the lance up the man's ass / groin and through the woman's belly into the floor - killing them both. That is what pleased God so that He stopped His murdering - after God had just murdered 24,000 more of His Own "sacred" Chosen.

Solomon had sex with and married the black Queen of Sheba and nothing bad happened. She had a son by Solomon. Obviously genes and skin color doesn't matter. The religion (who is to be obeyed) is all that matters to the Biblical God. If someone religious preaches religion to you - they are probably seeking and testing your obedience to them.

In Numbers 25:11-17 Phinehas, by murdering Kazbi (Cozbi) and Zimri, turned God’s jealous wrath away from the Israelites. God then ordered Moses to murder the Midianites.

The people took issue with Phinehas for wrongful deaths. God then declared Phinehas to be a hero because he had saved (Israelite) lives by murdering the couple. From: Torah notes

More: Moses married (Bible Note) a Midianite woman in Exodus 2:16-21, yet Moses murdered Midianites? 

In Genesis 25, Abraham married Keturah and had a son named Midian - which started the Midianites. Abraham's offspring are killing Abraham's offspring - again.

The Biblical God proves to be a poor boss / manager / supervisor / king and God over His "chosen" people.

Numbers 31:14-17 Moses was angry at the Generals and Captains of the army and asked: Why have you kept all these women alive? Now, kill every male child as well as every woman who has had sex with a man. But, the young girls who have not had sex with a man, you may keep alive for yourselves. God's army killed every male child and kept only the 32,000 virgin girls for themselves.

Moses had ordered the execution of thousands, including wives, mothers and babies. Have your eyes glassed over with comatose? Aren't you numb with all God's murdering of wives, mothers, and non-virgin girls yet?

Numbers 31:32-35 (Recap) As booty, the soldiers kept 32,000 girls who were still virgins.

Deuteronomy 13:7-10 God ordered: If your own brother, son, daughter, WIFE or friend entices you secretly to serve other Gods, murder them. Your own hand shall be the first raised to murder them; the rest of the people shall join in with you.

Would one consider this to be a stabilizing perspective for one’s mental-health?

Deuteronomy 22:20-21 If the tokens of virginity be not found in a damsel, murder her. 

What? The Biblical God orders that you kill a young single women who is not a virgin? What if she is your daughter or the woman that you want to marry?  

Deuteronomy 22:22 If a man has relations (sex) with a married woman, both shall die.

David had sex with the married Bathsheba and they did not die. God killed their baby instead. Some people prove to be above God's law.

GWD: I am above the Biblical God's law. Aren't you? How many non-virgin girls or gay men have you killed lately?

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 If a man has sex with a betrothed virgin damsel, kill them both; her, because she didn’t cry out. He, because he violated his neighbor’s wife. Catholic

What if she could not cry out? What if she did cry out but nobody heard it? And, shouldn’t betrothed be his neighbor’s future wife?

Deuteronomy 23:1 A man shall not marry his father’s wife nor have sex with her.

Well, Deuteronomy 23:1 is certainly understandable - for a change.

Deuteronomy 23:3 No child of incest may be admitted into the marriage community of God.

No child of incest? What? That would eliminate most of God’s "chosen" like Moses, Aaron and Miriam in Exodus 6:20 and Isaac - from Abraham and his half-sister Sarah - and Jacob's (12 tribe) sons that were produced by his 4 cousin harem. If it weren't for "INCEST", the Biblical God would have almost NO "chosen".

Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man, who marries a woman and has sex with her, is displeased with her because he finds her indecent, he writes her "a bill of divorce" dismissing her from his house.

Who would dare say that the Biblical O.T. God’s divorce law is unfair and tough on women?

Jeremiah 3:8 God, Himself, is a divorcee.

What? Whoa! This is shocking! Isn't it? Why does the Catholic Church condemn divorce if their own "Biblical God Model" is also documented to be divorced?

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 When two (2) men are fighting and the WIFE of one intervenes to save her husband, if she seizes the other man’s private parts (penis and / or balls), you shall chop off her hand, without pity.

What? Chop off her hand? She tried to save her husband for Christ's sake. If her husband seized the man he was fighting by the balls - would he be then considered gay and therefore killed?

Deuteronomy 28:53-57 (If you do not obey Me / God) You will eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your own sons and daughters, while begrudging your relatives any share of your children that you are using for food. The most refined and delicate woman will refuse her husband and children her afterbirth and infant, that comes out from between her legs, as she secretly eats them for food. Torah, KJV, Catholic

Ah, let’s pass on lunch.

The "Virgin Mary", a girl (some say at about the age of 13) was mysteriously impregnated by the "Holy Spirit" to produce Jesus Christ. If Jesus Christ is also the "Holy Spirit" - as the "Trinity" claims - did Jesus impregnate His own mother, Mary, to produce Himself? YES or NO? If YES, then Jesus Christ impregnated His Own mother Mary to produce Himself. If NO, then, Jesus Christ can not also be the "Holy Spirit" - as the "Trinity" claims?

The Bible documents that "The Virgin Mary" was married to Joseph. It also documents that they had other children, by name. However, the Holy Catholic Church insists that Mary maintained her virginity. If so, Mary and Joseph never legally consumated their marriage and just shacked-up.

Why does US law prevent sex before age 18 if Jesus' mother, Mary, was impregnated long before age 18? What could influence old men to forget US law and to desire young girls more than the Bible does?

Judges 16:1 Samson had sex with a harlot.

It's ok. The Biblical God does prove to like harlots.

Judges 21:10-11 12,000 soldiers were ordered to Jabesh-gilead to murder those who lived there including women and children. That included all males and all non-virgin women.

Godly-gee! God does not like non-virgin women. Many, God views, do not deserve to live.

GWD: I'm not crazy about this Biblical God. Are you? 

I personally love non-virgin women. To be honest, it's the virgins who tend to bore me.  

Matthew 10:35-36 Jesus said He would turn “father against son, mother against daughter”.

Some of those mothers are wives, I'll bet.

I Kings 1:1-4 King David tried but he was too old and impotent to have sex with Abishag, a good looking virgin. The spirit was willing, the flesh was weak so the King got no heat.

It looks like King David didn’t “get it up” to have one last concubine / wife for the road. He tried though. God must have been proud.

I Kings 2:13-25 Adonijah went to Bathsheba and said: Would you ask the King to give me Abishag to be my wife? Bathsheba asked Solomon but Solomon had his older brother, Adonijah, murdered.

I Kings 11:4 When Solomon was old, his wives turned his heart to strange Gods. His heart was not entirely with the Lord. Catholic

What wisdom? It looks like God's wisdom wore off - or Solomon truly got wisdom and left the Biblical God for other, better, more worthy gods. Behold! Solomon, himself, ended up worshipping other Gods! Solomon, like most Jews of the Old Testament, really must not like this Biblical God.

II Kings 6:28-29 War, famine and inflation caused a woman to complain to the King of Israel. She told him: This woman said to me: Give up your son that we may eat him today, then tomorrow, we will eat my son. So, we boiled my son and ate him. The next day, I said to her: Now, give up your son that we may eat him. But, she hid her son.

Makes one wonder if these mothers were wives…

Ezekiel 20:26 God said: I let them become defiled by their gifts, by their immolation (sacrifice) of every first-born. They sent up appeasing odors by making their children pass through fire.

This God let His "chosen" Israelites sacrifice to Him their firstborn children.

God said: As I live with poured out wrath, I swear: I will be king over you. The whole house of Israel without exception shall worship Me. I will claim the first-fruits of your offerings. As a pleasing odor, I will accept you.

Yes, the Biblical God liked the smell of first-born burning-guts and fat in the morning.

Did you know that some Biblical wives / mothers sacrificed their first-born children to the Biblical God?

Ezekiel 24:15:24 God said to me: By a sudden blow I am taking away from you the delight of your eyes. Do not mourn or weep or shed tears. That evening my wife died. I did as I was told. My sons and daughters were murdered. I shall not mourn or weep, but I shall rot away because of my sins.

Some Biblical heroes’ wives are not to be mourned for. Neither should one mourn for certain kids either - it seems.

Genesis 19:26 Lot’s wife looked back, died and turned into a pillar-of-salt.

God killed Lot's wife because she disobeyed God by looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah. Man, God hates wives who don't obey.

Lot left his sacred, God-ordained, wife behind without another Biblical thought.

What a model of "Biblical-love" this God's hero had for his soul-mate wife - the mother of his two innocent, virgin daughters.

So much for the value of God's "Marriages are made in Heaven".

Simply stated: Based on the over 50% divorce statistics, if "Marriages are made in Heaven", the Biblical God is screwing up a high percentage of the time.

Genesis 19:30-36 Lot got drunk, had sex with and made both of his (virgin) daughters pregnant.

Did Lot’s daughters become Lot's wives - in the eyes of God?

What an awesome Biblical model for father-daughter love! By Hesus, that is known as INCEST!

Could this degenerate Biblical hero and model, Lot, have influence and even encouraged righteous, God-fearing fathers, throughout history, to have sex with their innocent, virgin daughters?

"In charge" God had chosen only these 3 people to survive Sodom and Gomorra. God chose Lot, a father who had tried to give his 2 daughters for sex to a mob; a husband who abandoned his wife’s remains, then got drunk, had sex with and knocked-up both of his virgin daughters.

Do you like Lot? Do you like God’s agenda, criteria and choice? Do you like the fact that Lot impregnated both of his virgin daughters? Why or why not?

This was excellent Bible C&V evidence that:

"The God of the Bible is not a good God - and the Bible is not a good model for humanity."

It is time for them to go...

Genesis 25:20-26 Isaac and Rebekah had twins, Jacob and Esau.

Genesis 25:28 Isaac loved Esau. Rebekah loved Jacob.

This Biblical discrimination model indicates that God's favorite parents each prefer one of their children over the other. What would happen if you told your not-chosen child that you follow this Biblical model?  

Genesis 26:9-10 Isaac lied to King Abimelech saying Rebekah was his sister, tempting to sacrifice his wife’s having sex (with Abimelech), in fear, to save himself and was caught at it.

Didn’t Isaac also became very wealthy, like Abraham, as God’s second documented pimp?

God's preferrance on Bible marriage:

http://www.youtube.com/MrsBettyBowers

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